Bad apple

Yeah, so today I open up my sack lunch and lo and behold, there's a demon-possessed apple in the bag. After the initial shock, I placed it on my desk, wondering what kind of diabolical thoughts it was having. Just for the record, I took a few pictures of it.





Officially weirded out, I stepped away from my desk for a few minutes to go look for some worms outside. Or something. When I returned...



Make of this what you will.